I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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