She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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