how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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