Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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