I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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