I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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