idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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