Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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