he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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