: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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