i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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