I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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