for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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