fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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