You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think I sprained my soul last night
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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