If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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