is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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