found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
