Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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