Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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