Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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