actually, I'm a sock model
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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