pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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