Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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