I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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