He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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