belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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