So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
