Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got her a Nickelback box set.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
