Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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