mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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