Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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