Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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