i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
