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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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