your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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