he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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