covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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