i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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