chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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