at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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