just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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