I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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