this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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