How'd it feel making her break her religion?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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