Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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