Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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