have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
you never un-have a 4some
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Randomize
