found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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