I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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