I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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