Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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