you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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