they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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